And we love you, drunk Ted!

You hear this? This is the sound of me moving on. WHOO! Yeah, i’m a stripper.

Wait, does professor have one f or two?

echofades:

HIMYM, 4x11 - Little Minnesota

Pulling down her pants, yanking off my own, underneath the mistletoe I’ll make your sister moan! Oh, Heather’s hot, Heather’s hot, we’ll go all the way..

I wish I could see her naked, I wish I could see her naked, I wish I could see her naked, and down on all fours.

Ted has a little sister, gets hotter every day, and if I ever meet her, with her boobies I will play! Everybody! Sister sister sister..

-scherbatsky:

Robin: The beaver is the official animal of Canada. It’s a national mascot.
Barney: It’s a noble creature.

Robin: If either of you makes even one peep about this show being dirty I’m turning it off.
Barney: We-
Robin: I’m serious.

Robin Sparkles: Hey, Jessica! How’s your beaver?

Okay, girls. Everyone knows a beaver’s favorite food is wood. I just hope we brought along enough of it for our three-day galactic space journey. So let’s do the math. If Robin’s beaver devours six inches of wood every half hour, and Jessica’s beaver devours eight inches of wood every 45 minutes, how much wood will I need to keep both of these beavers well-fed all weekend long?

6x09 - Glitter